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Emo Jokes!
What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
-One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
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How do you get an emo kid to fit into a jar?
-Make him gain 20 pounds.
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What's another way to fit an emo kid into a jar?
-A blender.
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If you're emo and you know it slash your wrists
If you're emo and you know it slash your wrists
If you're emo and you know it and you really want to show it
If you're emo and you know it slash your wrists.
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How do you make an emokid go 'woof'?
Pour gas on him and light the match.
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What's red, black and white and sits in corners getting smaller and smaller?
An Emo with a vegetable peeler.
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What's the best kind of pizza?
...an emo pizza, because IT CUTS ITSELF!
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Emokid in the road?
A: There are skidmarks in front of the dog.
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What do emos and a vibrator got in common?
They're both stuck up cunts.
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If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
- The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.
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How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
- One hundred, 1 to put in a new one & drop the old one on the floor, and 99 to slit their wrists on the broken glass.
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What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
- The baby doesn't cry.
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How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
- Cut the rope
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-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-An Emo
-...Go away
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Q: What do you call a bunch of emos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
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Q: What's the worst thing about 4 emos in a Honda Civic driving off a cliff?
A: The car holds 5
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Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a mosquito?
A: When you hit a mosquito it stops sucking
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"i'm so emo they kick me out of the bar when they start happy hour."
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what do you say to an emo in a cue? no cutting
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what do emos use for birth control?
their personalities...
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from bash.org:
hmm i got a cut on my finger, not sure where it came from
i got multiple cuts down my arm...not sure where those came from either
Maybe you've been sleep emoing
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How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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the best emo joke of all is www.myspace.com
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Emo is for people who can't decide if they want to be punk or gay.
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Q: How do you make an emo kid cry?
A: Squirt lemon juice on his arm!
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Why'd the emo smile?
He wanted to try new things...
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What's emo's favourite album?
Dark Suicide Of The Moon
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What does emo eat for breakfast?
Honey Cut Cheerios
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